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Dreamweasel

Dreamweasel

R: We hereby nominate this poop-flinging monkey for PresidentMONKEY: (flings poop)D: What a terrible candidateR: At least the poop-flinging monkey won’t kill babies & take away my gunsD: But the

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lemonaestheticc

KINKTOBER DAY 3: Dacryphilia (crying)/ Overstimulation/ Multiple orgasmsBkdk where Katsuki has always felt sorta weird about the nerd crying in front of him since middle school. He used to enjoy

namjoon voice: just eat me

eron_less

nsfw but minjoon fucking with tae watching on video chat. jimin brings namjoon home from a bar and namjoon is wondering how he got so lucky because wow jimin is

Liminal Warmth ❤️

liminal_warmth

1/ So let's talk about the risks of studying and/or practicing magic(k) today.If you're at all interested in the occult, this is a very good thing to be concerned about,

Danielle Wilberg

daniellewilberg

I’m starting a Coronavirus daily diary about our daily life to remember all the highs and lows in the Wilberg family home. Forgive me in advance. #Covid_19 Day 1: Kid

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dickjd21

Thread of Kim Jongdae, aka CHEN's achievements through all his career ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* note: if I'm missing anything, kindly dm me please. Ps. originally i planned this as

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Monbebe_azzjaz

My anime daddy smash thread I’m bored & this probably gone flop cuz it ain’t “ Kpop related But fuck it yalll KNoW the drill don’t fck up my

🔞 Cee is Corrupted & Pretty Reckless 🔞

chamibii

Hot for TeacherRating: Explicit Content Warnings: Quirkless AU, Sex (oral and anal), drug use, manipulationTrigger Warnings: Age gap (8 years), Underage (17 "and three quarters!"), student/teacher relationship Pairings: Shinsou Hi

Adam Lowe

Adeeerm

My ranking of every single episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer: a THREAD. 144: The Killer In Me (Season 7)Absolutely the worst episode of Buffy. A whole episode starring Warren

Science Diagrams that Look Like Shitposts

scienceshitpost

Starting a thread of GoFundMe’s to help certain communities. Please consider donating https://twitter.com/supstrawberry/status/1058719787809943554 https://twitter.com/ohlookitsezra/status/1312846642215878656?s=21 https://twitter.com/Khlor

dekussy's bitch 🔞 MINORS DON'T FOLLOW/ INTERACT

problemadick

tw // dubcon, trans dekuKatsuki heard muffled, annoying noises which he immediately recognized as the nerd's sobs. "Fucking Christ," he muttered, putting away his phone and tucking it into his

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zensphattass

live tweeting my experience reading killing stalking to check if i'm a psychopath or not; a thread LEZZGO BITCHESSSS yeah,, no shit sherlock tHAT ESCALATED QUICKLY WTH BITCH WHY'D

Cory Doctorow

doctorow

The Obama administration inherited a vast economic crisis. They responded with Quantitative Easing, pumping trillions into the finance sector to rescue the banks that had knowingly gambled on bad mortgages,

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jijuyoo

Yoonmin au where Yoongi is a producer who likes to make reaction videos on YouTube. Yoongi is very very straight - until he reacts to Park Jimin's music videos#yoonmin #yoonminau

skadi

SASUGAYUCHlHA

watching naruto shippūden for the first time: a live tweet thread initial thoughts: I'm very excited to start shippūden! My mutuals have told me it's very intense + emotional, and

Kamil Galeev

kamilkazani

Imperial RebootIn a previous thread I outlined three scenarios for the Russian future:1. North Korea2. Imperial Reboot3. National DivorceLast time I discussed North Korea (Putin stays in power). Now I'll