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Lelena
LelenaPeacock
So...today was my appointment day. I always get a little nervous each time. Why? NO GOOD REASON. So much is out of your control when you are a #PainPatient.My appointment
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Dr. Jack Brown
DrGJackBrown
5/ At multiple times during his testimony, DeJoy's mouth adopted an asymmetrical configuration. This unilateral mouth display correlates strongly with machismo, braggadocio, false-bravado, and deception. 6/ DeJoy also wiped his
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A COON
atzwap
Yunho-late night cuddle sessions- “how does this choreo look”-you’re the one waking up too burnt waffles but it’s ok-surprise bear hugs-always teasing you about your height-very playful -comforts you when
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Tyler Todt
tyromper
I love being a dad.Fatherhood is the best gift I’ve ever been given!The day my daughter was born I knew I would never be the same.The first time I held
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AT0MICLES
No one asked but I’m making a thread of my favorite tweets/interactions with my mutuals These are all pretty recent and I know I’ll be missing a few good ones
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Angad Singh
zone5aviation
Story time: Prince Philip visited my school on one of his India trips. He was supposed to meet the senior school staff, head boy and girl, prefects, that sort of
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buss
wwxwashere
modern au wangxian roommates where wwx makes edibles and offers to lwj as a joke like "you can have a brownie if you'd like hahaha" thinking lwj is pretty sugar
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Joshua Landy
profjoshlandy
@peterbakernyt called Kavanaugh a "he-said/she-said"; said Trump reinvigorated the presidency; praised Trump's new tone on Covid; called Javanka "pillars of the West Wing"; and invited us to empathize with the
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yeni⁷
pjmviral
jikook playing and having fun — a thread are they even playing? thats cute this whole video is everything always reminds me of disneyland tea cup ride [what kind of
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JettiWhitewolf
1It's too late inhibitions have lost the brakes...Now! I am subject to fate,Roll of the dice decides if I go on... or if its last call for Me this night,Pfft
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🐓 Dodger Needs Toilet Paper 🐓
DodgerOfZion
Thank you to everyone who donated, subscribed, gifted, cheered, or just stopped in to say hello, at any time today, whether for a minute or the whole damn day...I couldn't
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Britney Fan 🌹
BritneyHiatus
The drama behind Britney Spears forgetting who Taylor Swift is - a thread Like many female artists, Taylor Swift was obsessed with Britney Spears. In 6th grade, she freaked out
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La.Baby🕊❤
NkuluMkhwanazi
A thread on How I met @GimmickMaseko and his impact in my life and his close friends. It's gonna be hard to summarise 12 years of laughter and joy but
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lao_you_tiao
"Stupid beast, what did you do to me?!" Shen Jiu hissed, almost biting through his lip in an attempt to keep those pathetic keens in. Still, he could not stop
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Dr. Jennifer Baumbusch
GERONursing
Care homes are often isolated in their own communities. We don’t just need gov’t action, we can also make changes happen. As we move forward let’s think of ways to
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Kemi (they/them)
melanatedmomma
what’s to come... sag, aries, leofire babies the worst is behind you. you get to make your moves and decisions from here on out. you will have opportunities flying to
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