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DaftLimmy
Fucking hell, this is atrocious. Everything down to her saying "Glasgow kiss" for no fucking reason.https://twitter.com/MartinJKeatings/status/1330938449898115076 Fucking horrific. Imagine writing that."Nicola then headbutts
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EYEOFSCOTTIE đź…´
eyeofscottie
quarantine questions thread: 1. What was your first classic black film? 2. Whats your favorite zodiac sign? (Besides your own) 3. Do you smoke/drink? 4. Whats something that you miss?
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jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה
jewdas
. @LabourAgainstAS said its okay to fancy Eichmann Can anyone point us towards Euan Phillips' "Nazi Porn joke"???We could use a good laugh! "joke"
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Chris Jones
EnswellJones
It's 2006. I'm working at Esquire, assigned to write about George Clooney. He invites me to his house. Now, understand something: Celebrities never invite you to their house. Except for
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Shoq
Shoq
.@dkiesow @JeremyLittau Don’t laugh, and this is tangential, but I’ve often wondered if we we’re not missing the obvious. An entire half-generation of college students got their socio-political news from
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Arunudoy ŕ¦ŕ¦źŕ§Ťŕ¦źŕ¦ľŕ¦šŕ¦ľŕ¦°ŕ§Ťŕ¦Ż
ArunudoyB
Young ones who follow me, this is your intel dose for next few weeks.Read & dig more.The Treaty of 1213 is where the One World government had its beginning. It
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Nick Carmody JD, MS Psych
Nick_Carmody
Similar to the deaths of expertise, truth, and the “news”, comedy has fallen victim to politicization/tribalization. Comedy has historically existed as uniquely-observed social commentary that used humor to make it
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theodosia koali’i xio
theodosiaxio
hello! please read this thread. this is important!more than that:it’s a thank you. a big, mushy, tear-filled thank you to every single one of you: for helping me heal. truly.
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Amal El-Mohtar
tithenai
Jeb Bush is picking a fight with @ratemyskyperoom & the replies are incredible & I don't even know where to begin but John Fetterman got involved & "please clap" is
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Amina waiting for her 369 hat to ship and sott era
FaankyouNiall
The Date...~a thread timestamped and to be posted after the fact with all of my live tweets~ Its 8:32 and we were supposed to start at 8:30 and i texted
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Urs Hölzle
uhoelzle
Ok here's a new one: did you know that cows can cause network outages? Don't laugh, it happened to us.The beginning of the story: recently, we noticed frequent short outages
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leilani’s 산
leimontiny
choi san comfort videos, a big thread to help u smile or laugh when u need it san falling over his own feet san screaming BANANANANANA san quickly running away
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⚓️🚢Imani Gandy 🚢⚓️
AngryBlackLady
i'm just tired of cis white dudes. i had a whole thing i was gonna write about it, but it comes down to one thing: i'm tired of a smooth
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Devereaux *casual fan* Peters
MsPeters14
I get so tired of this idea that any wrongdoing is a basis for execution. The racist notion that black people are criminals and whites are not has to go.
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sams
hot_girl6969
// dysphoric thoughts or whateverfuck dude. i really want to die. i really wish i was cis. like really. i dont even mind worrying about stuff like dysphoria sometimes but
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MUK
Bohemianrevolt
January, 2007, Peshawar : Me, Maj and D are in hostel. It's late at night. Past midnight and I am bored. My classes will start at 12 tomorrow and I
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