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🎥 Mark Helenowski
markhelenowski
A thread on how NYPD broke up tonight's protest in Flatbush, Brooklyn.You'll see:— Forceful treatment of protesters & press who were already following orders to "move back"— Multiple NYPD tackling
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Katie Marquette | Born of Wonder
wonder_born
Anytime Chris and I need a laugh, we read this.https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/14/t-magazine/natalie-portman-jonathan-safran-foer-emails.html Their 15 years of emails were "mysteriously lost." This is the premise. Like we're supposed to
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the most prestigious brand in PANTS
davidzmorris
I'm rereading "The Smartest Guys In The Room" so I guess I'm doing a tweet thread.As a brief overview for The Youngs, Enron was the greatest fraud of '90s. It
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Dr Chauke 📚
_BlackZA
My ex once said she has low libido, sex bores her i went out of my way got medicine even asked google for help Kanti die baby wang febela o
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lee ↺ 🥊
hugjeno
a thread of jeno being funny bc hes literally the funniest person ever : jisung jeno !! stop moving so i can shoot my arrows of lovejeno: HE JUST- haechan
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ᴮᴱBTS Army⁷💜💜
BTSxARMY7s
JUNGKOOK MISSING HOURS OPEN a thread; #JUNGKOOKjungkook’s cute noise effects Kookie saying,"what time is it " just sitting and cutely eating his ice cream :D the little lamb with
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transleorio
actly ill just do it but also no guarantee that i wont say nice things ur one of the only people i respect here. youve passed all my vibe checks.
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Abid Khan
Abid82
Today, on Khilafat Day – a day of joy for Ahmadi Muslims across the world – I am also reminded of the fact that tomorrow marks 10years since two Ahmadi
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el jefe
_deemiIan
i hope my kids dont try bs like this cause imma laugh and hurt they feelingshttps://twitter.com/spiceofficial/status/1261728577000738816 cryin’
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𝑠𝑜𝑙 ⁷ | JIMI DAY 🥳
joonvais
the reason joon is so long and does everything in tiny, a thread: he was born on a planet light years away, everyone n everything was really huge. but joonie
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Mark Berkins
markberkins
I have a Klingon history joke, but most people couldn't Kahless... Ok, now I have tons of these swirling around in my head. So, I'm just going to post
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King J
Iee_jinhyuk
Was a little bit late to finish them all last night but here I am, playing spill or drink with the one and only, Aristides. Note: @JUIGKOOK @JJEHYUNG @sseulkr please
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Tom Hickman
TomRHickman
I waited with anticipation to see the green list countries announced, as I’m sure you did. That is, countries where there is no greater risk from covid than the UK
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Allison Floyd
AllisonRFloyd
Okay, let’s do it. You are someone who whenever I see you pop up in my notifications, it makes me smile. I just think you’re a really good human. You
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Michelle Elman
ScarredNtScared
NUANCE DURING CORONA VIRUS You can both moan about boredom and understand that there are people dying outside You can be sick of the people you are isolating with whilst
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औरंगज़ेब
__phoenix_fire_
In midst of this brouhaha of Arab Pak bhai bhai where Paki handle and Indian cat fish posing as Arabs were licking the boots of irrelevant prince/ess of Saudis. A
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