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Nana Kwame
NK_Adjei
Very intentionally:For #FridayBlack, the first story for me was the one I wanted most read. It had come out online a year before behind a semi paywall thing and I
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Sylleblossom is for Best Girl
XVsylleblossoms
Prompto getting sick of Lunoct skirting around their feelings for each other so he decides to do the classic ‘trap them in a lift until they admit their love’ plot
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True Indology
TIinExile
This "eminent historian" declares that Mughals invented Rakhi in 18th century. Such blatant lies contradict every available primary source. Anyone having elementary knowledge would laugh at these factually incorrect lies.
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maddy ²⁸
sunflowerss28
@Louis_Tomlinson why was cinderella so bad at football? bc she always ran away from the ball why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? it got stuck in a crack
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The Winterpersonal Confidante
win_confidante
After this slightly weird weekend on twitter, I thought it was time to spread some love and joy on this Bank Holiday Monday.Twitter Crushes.Who’s got one? Who’s got several? Feel
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Leslie Goodreid 📚 Storyteller
Leslie_Goodreid
Masks prevent people from "#SpeakingMoistly." ~ #JustinTrudeau hahaha People are cringing across the country. Guess it sounded better in your head, Justin.https://twitter.com/i/events/1247562119236571137?s=13 Moist really is the most hated
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Amanda Murphy
babiescatscode
Oh hey. I'm Amanda. I'm a Software Development Engineer (SDE) Military Apprentice @amazon; @FlatironSchool (software engineering) and @DePauwU (creative writing + theater) grad; wife to a UX Researcher +
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Q Stan Account
byekhanyi
Bestie calls your boo in the middle of the night crying - they've just been dumped. Boo leaves you in bed to go talk to bestie on the phone for
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Maria Sofia
mariasofiaastro
On Monday November 23, I became an official statistic in the COVID+ column. On November 16, after a weekend with what I presumed was a safe “germ pod” of people
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I have the fury of my own momentum ✴️
rollerska8er
feels awkward to keep pointing out that "biological sex" isn't real. folks keep making the argument that "biological sex" is different to "assigned gender" which is great, but seriously -
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fon
hannahfontella
even though my mom spent my entire childhood in a care center slowly deteriorating from terminal neurodegenerative disease, here are some happy memories i have of her when i would
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ؘbea. cam's day
ifshuddy
10 songs that remind me of chase hudson — a thread ✰ 1. when I look at you — miley cyrus "when my world is falling apart, when there's no
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Trusty's
TrustysDC
Things You can do for the good of Our Neighborhood now;- wash your hands frequently, wear a mask, social distance- order p/u & delivery from local bars/restaurants, like @TrustysDC @MrHenrysDC
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Sarah Harrington
SEHarringtonDC
2020 is super hard, no question. And no end in sight. We are getting through it any way we can—this week and who knows what will get us thru next
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Sophie Kathir
SophieKathir
Have you ever come across someone and be ‘this person is born to do this and this only!’ Happy birthday to @ikamalhaasan who was born to be God of Indian
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💜BABER HYPE💜
sparkycassidy
I'm reading a bunch of dnd posts so I'm gonna make a thread of a bunch of my faves bc I love these so much I've seen this one so
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