#LMAO

cr: the secret history by donna tartt letā€™s see what the hype is all about was no one going to tell me that itā€™s in first person wtf this is
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Thread of stupid shit I did in high school Bc itā€™s engraved in my head and I canā€™t get it out Bc I feel extremely bad now Starting off with
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can hets Please put their sexuality in their carrd like i dont have it in mine cause im closeted even on here (ill delete this tweet soon lmao) so i
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14 days of extended fasting So this thread is going to chronicle me embarking on 14 days of extended fasting. I'm hoping to do the full 14 days but my
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Was just shown this tweet and ???? I wasnā€™t even in bestnessā€™ chat for that long, and didnā€™t even hear this conversation. I heard him talk about ā€œtriggers/triggeredā€ and said
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You all really need get that healthy =/= skinny and no matter if a fat person is unhealthy or not you all should respect them :)https://twitter.com/Pun_Merchant/status/1259408619021500416 Also why you all
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Jennifer Scheurle (@Gaphmee) doxxed a man and accused him multiple times of being the one to hit the two girls in Seattle.When confronted about it, she didn't apologize.She just locked
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exposing @sakurajimi a thread:she has been exposed before many times but seems like not many people have decided to listen. she still has 106k followers even tho she has said
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Whatā€™s my biggest flex in terms of people who have blocked me? Personally I think itā€™s Shaun King (also Matt McGorry) but Iā€™ll take Gina ofc looool Story time since
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harry styles thinking hes a whale; a short thread that nobody asked for. end of thread lmao told you it was short
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I bought an eggplant today and while passing it at the self checkout I realized I stopped having "traditional" straight sex (p in v) 5y ago. The last guy
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Arizona State sued an Instagram meme page and the John Doe answer to the complaint is wild go off! lmao Thing is that their answer is very well done, citing
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another day of my dad forgetting our amazon accounts are linked ... update: after telling my mom, my dad called to apologize but then in the background my mom made
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Really glad to see Lance Armstrong trending for poking his head out to remind everyone what a massive piece of shit he is.Remember "It's not about the bike"? Well, it
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Dad Michael: A thread He always acknowledged the size of his first bornā€™s head. Had his foot on Princeā€™s neck since birth If you think about it Prince
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What I hate about every F1 Team: A thread. Mercedes - Literal PR Machines. Have you seen the comments under their tweets? They're all bots. They've milked the sport dry
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