#GONNA

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taisoleil

Me: *shuffling cards knowing I’m supposed to stick to my diet* Can I have ice cream?Ancestors: *Justice card*Me: ....Clarify that.My ancestors: *The Fool*Me: *stops making this tweet and asks for

kay⁷

kayxshook

ok so i started a workout today. gonna update this thread everyday. COME OUT GET THAT SUMMER BODY day 2: yep its bad fuck it hurts but idk why im

horror gay 🎃🏳️‍🌈 PTG 1ST WIN

candyxmelody

ngl i really thought #IStandWithLesbianBabadook was gonna be about like a lesbian version of the babadook but alas thats not the pointthe point here is eat the rich I ain’t

spaghetti for breakfast

grooovybee

I cooked all fuckin day and that’s a lil too domesticated for me so I think I’m gonna go remind myself why I belong to the streets There she is

kn0pa

kn0pa_ffxv

gonna tell you guys smth... a secretsomething I never told anyone before remember that time when in comrades you play as an avatar and then you randomly bump into bros

india | nsfr

Iwthebrave

are you kidding me https://twitter.com/iwthebrave/status/1251550132597927936?s=21 I MEAN THUS BTW ARE YOU JOKING eye this genuinely isn’t funny anymore STOPPPPPOO i’m so done just randomly opened my book and- is this

voidboi

finyeates_

so liverpool is the pilot for this new rave thing. everyone gets tested the day before, but once ur in there's no distancing or mask rules. if it works n

HH CCIM (parody)

HHPumpco_BCE_II

Well that should solve that. No need to dig deeper Eh let’s do it. This doesn’t seem possible but whatever. I wanna talk about the normalization of the phrase “non-GAAP”Which

sierra 💞

kiwibvnni

str8 people be like “its ur bachelor/ette party! we’re gonna hire a bunch of str*ppers for u! ” but then say stupid shit like this lmaooohttps://twitter.com/nicoleshaulov/status/1305250026000584705 anyways sex work is

Linda Tirado

KillerMartinis

Okay, story time So like seven years ago I was working at a Burger King and then I got cinderellaed and then I lectured at Yale about how much it

Kasumi Yoshizawa 🕣

KasumiisRoyal

So I know this drama is like finished and I know some of my friends or followers but I’m gonna thread-ish about this guy besides the BLM and WW2 drama.

Will Cannon

iamwillcannon

5 tricks your brain plays on you that are keeping you from getting rich(and how to fight them): 1) Dunning-Kruger EffectPeople who know very little about something tend to think

Cream-O

hetaliapiri024

a thread Allen's (meme) faces + other characters'(esp Miranda's) (i have to delete these from my gallery, it's taking up space huhuhu)

Strange

MrStrange_616

I know, nobody asking, but still.If I was in charge of new Spider-Man adaptation then it gonna be big budget Live-Action TV Show. I would planned three seasons, but would

The Lost Seed

PeriwinklePeri

Okay we’re doing a Halloween one shot for Thursday game and we’ve already spent 30 minutes discussing pumkim carving and sacrificial pumkim hurting rituals We literally are not leaving the

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ggukyouniverse

Why is kpop stan twt suddenly defending the 11 year old kid who was sued by bighit? First of all, kids that age shouldn't go around social media joining people