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Kevin Hainline
Kevin_Hainline
I think about the film Jurassic Park all the time. Which makes sense: it's my favorite movie. Today I want to write about the weirdness of the slide show that
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Joseph Kabuleta
JKabuleta
SILENCE OF THE LAMBSJoseph Kabuleta’s Lockdown DiarySometime in the early 2000s, on one of my journalist travels, we were seated around the dinner table at a hotel in Dakar, Senegal,
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royal t. 🌻
_____tc
check out this thread of all my crafts/signs/furniture makeovers. I love making these scrabble sets. Aren’t they so pretty!? Of course I made some for our living room
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Sharna Bremner
sharnatweets
I’ve tried to be restrained, professional, whatever, about all of this. I gave my quotes to Buzzfeed. I’d said my piece & thought that would be that. But I’m beyond
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Helen Ralston
ralston_h
THREAD Inspired by @AVisserFuray @smithsmm @MrBoothY6 (& others) the kids/YA fiction I've read/listened in last 3 months:1. The London Eye Mystery Nowhere near as good as A Monster Calls but
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katie꙳ 7DREAM
linocentric
appreciating minho's unique (4D) personality: a thread let's start off with his stage name: lee know. he picked it because there are a lot of minho's out there, and he
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Champagne Sharks Podcast
ChampagneSharks
Trying this Black Men for Trump panel of male feminists zoom call that was put together by Kimberle Crenshaw This is such nonsense lol They are going to get to
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ONTOS CONFIRMED
rarsneezes
rar's tales of the rays kharlan quests: abridged (a thread) we sure do open on pain instead of jokes--ratatosk: the.... FUCK is going on with my treemartel(??): hey where am
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Tom 🇪🇺🇬🇧🖤
t0mb16
Let's start off Saturday afternoon with something stupid but fun.British politicians as Jane Austen characters: a thread Boris Johnson: John Thorpe (Northanger Abbey)A vain, reckless, selfish, sexist bully. Will make
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urridobbyy
KIM DOYOUNG BEING BAD AT GAMES A THREAD:@treasuremembers #DOYOUNG #도영 TREASURE MAP EP 2:He can’t shoot the ball after two tries. TREASURE MAP EP 2:Him being bored while playing soccer,
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root's trophy wife
hakunoknight
...#grimmnet #hollowknight thread bc they're good and I want you to know why... 1). this is my second time typing this all out so if it doesn't make sense that's
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my name is Faya-kun apparently
inlandXXIempire
I don't have that many but who wants hear ratchet ass stories 1. i get sleepy when i jerk off and that's how my parents caught me watching porn, i
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TP Reacts
tepreacts
Lakas talaga maka @kkydsnts ! Tsaka ang charming ng bungad ni @elijahcanlas_ #GameboysEP1 Ganda ng pagkakagawa, ang linis! @theideafirst_co #GameboysEP1 Ang galing talagaaaa. Nice onscreen chemistry between @elijahcanlas_ &
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Unfriendly Black²foot Otahkoapi’siakii
Pandabbadon
To be honest, I genuinely don’t know why people are surprised Bernie dropped out. I did kinda th ink he was gonna ride it out and MAKE the party choose
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy
bitterkarella
Quiet day so let's do a thing1 like = 1 stupidly hot take about 1980s newspaper comic strips Bloom County is far less funny when you're an adult and can
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lavieunwoo
spill or drink with my babie @9OM8AL. 01. my honest opinion of @jiwonefromis is, she's such a convo builder one and also the micoso one and that is the funny
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