#Funny

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huangjunletters

dear huang renjun ☆彡- letters for renjuneven if he’ll never see them day 1: march 9, 2020how are you? i hope you’ve eaten and had a good night of rest!

leo!

lorenzlovemail

test run time soon important addition we all got distracted for a few minutes GM: are you fucking talking in-character in the chatME: yeah we're texting in the group chatGM:

pao

paoacflores

thinking of starting a trend of my favorite, and/or memorable abs-cbn things along with the hastags #VoteYesToABSCBN #ForeverKapamilya #KapamilyaForever in no particular ordersara. i don't remember how many

Sharon Dodua Otoo

SharonDoduaOtoo

A thread of some of the things I have learnt while watching all three phases of Marvel's Infinity Saga with Child aged 7, Child aged 17 and Child aged (almost)

Van Gogh girl 🌻

VanPeter88

ANONYMOUS COMPLIMENT We have had a rough week. Let’s do something kind for ourselves. For the next 24 hrs, I will anonymously tweet compliments you DM me about other people

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sanhasduckling

Roha let's talk What's Dis We really need to talk Are we job less? Akdmejsnsn Lsncnakizd HELP Rohas are really something stopp ROHAAAAAAA Yawa Arohas are

KmW.

dsv470

A thread of funny men's names I've come across on Dominican tinder: Wenchy, Mixter, Freiidy, Yoryi, Giancarfi, Yoryito, Wady, Fredelyn, Bonitillo Frandy, Ebgal, Maiqui, Daluin, Ohbrient, Yefri, Yelfry Silfredo, Frandelvi,

Eryn 👑🪄

xMH_4Lx

Tonight we are watching Ella Enchanted!!#DarkCharNation #EllaEnchantedWatch Mute me now. You've been warned. #EllaEnchantedWatch Minnie Driver doesn't sing in this and that's the real crime... #EllaEnchantedWatch Fic Idea: Princ

Jay Boogie 🌊🍁

theejayboogie

HERE WE GOOOO Controversial Question Threadhttps://twitter.com/theejayboogie/status/1253089655832170501 1. Do you call trans people by their pronoun or do you call them “them” “it” etc? 2. Is it more disrespectful to be

kintala

purelygail_

A thread of the funniest pranks on Congolese parents This one tops it all The same family - they put a whole parking ticket that wasn’t even real

OGBENI🌝

abujagodfather

SECRET LIFE OF A UNIABUJA STUDENTTag anyone UniAbuja student you knowRetweet , Like and Comment CHECK THE THREADS 1. u ask your friends..how farwith reading? They say theyhaven't started...only

James Knight

badbadpoet

Y’all want some contemporary poetry recommendations? The Odyssey by @Jkchunt is an epic poem (comprising a long series of erasure poems), in which the narratives of the Apollo 11 mission,

Caleb Cluff

calebcluff

At 20. One of the jobs I had that very literally nearly killed me, in the most awful way imaginable. So. I was 19 when I started cutting wood with

Daniel Bustamante

dbustac

Highlights and notes from The Knowledge Project podcast (@farnamstreet) Episode #4:@ShaneAParrish X @jasonzweigwsj on skepticism, reading and decision-making. Some context: Jason writes The Intelligent Investor column for the WSJ since

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yuk9s

cql cast moments i can’t believe are real: a thread famxing and his cake jiyang lizard xiao zhan dropping his cat yibo kissing a white girl fanxing and his innocence

LARGE MARXISTS

non_bona_dicta

I seriously wonder if it hadn't been for Jeffree Star and James Charles if Shane Dawson's extraordinarily racist, misogynistic ass would be getting canceled right now. I'm still shocked at