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Benjamin Spider
BenjaminSpider
QAnon people whining about Michael Moore creating a conspiracy theory. Now that is some funny shit. It's more of a Beatles style hair cut. Isn't basing judgment off someone's looks
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ferris đ«
ladynymeria
Saw Andrew Garfield trending and itâs nothing but Spider-Man slander!!! How DARE you I have nothing but respect for My Spider-Man Okay this is officially muted it was funny at
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alan b.
alanchrismont
iâm honestly not gonna argue with ignorant people who donât even understand that gender and sex are two separate things. without a grasp of that concept they literally just spit
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Ma........ndy đâ
uw_mandy
BLOCK B AS ANIMAL CROSSING VILLAGERS :(It was a hard choice tbh) TAEIL = Flip Hobby : MusicInterest in sports and bodybuildingHyperactive and motivatedGets easily confused by villagers like JaehyoFunny
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A$AP
asapsmoke01
âweâll figure it out togetherâ is a love language follow me for more funny and relatable tweets i follow back follow my new instagram i follow back there too :)
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uRiley.
lungelo_nembula
I need a funny tik too thread No corny shit
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mina đ is a wretched little brat
haemilton
i'll be considerate here and go with my first instinct that you wrote this without thinking it through but please take it down. jokes about genocide just aren't funny. trivializing
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arthur
zakruo
like for a tbh... only doing a few LIKE ALWAYS before i forget and tap out tbh youre not dumb baby i think youre just distracted like all of us...
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richie on h. iâm going through it
trashmouthes
SCORPIO- dark/weird sense of humor- can talk about morbidity so casually- always thinking about death- dom wannabes. yall the biggest SUBS- unconventional beauty- unconsciously flirty- probably had an emo phase-
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Sarah Lazar
Sarah_Lazar
Took a month but finally finished watching Community (thanks for the encouragement during this arduous journey @PapaBearZach). Thoughts: Season 1.....was fine. Average sitcom season, liked it, but nothing special about
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Siñor Piss
systemcentipede
Ok alter appreciation time! (A thread)Fex- he is super cute and deserves the world. He is so Tiny and cuddly and a sweet heartKarkat- he is very funny and has
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lin misses kpop
mqrkhyuck
my fav part of stanning nct dream is their use of surreal humor. other groups even if theyâre just a few years older donât quite use surreal humor and i
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jamie #BLM
jaiaxyooj
anyway if you follow @scenefai and/or @theloudvoicemr then pls hardblock me :) bc apparently i say, "im asian" for no reason (when they called me racist for saying chingchong) and
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Amanda Brooke Perrin
brookeperrin
I worked in a comedy club BEFORE doing stand up and HOO DADDY let me tell you: comedians are GROSS! One time I asked a âcomedianâ and âproducerâ what the
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Your Skincare Fav âš
caveofbeauty
My migraine is 10x worse if I lay my head down. Which is funny cause thatâs usually supposed to help. Iâm tired of dealing with migraines. This is too much.
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lunar
luuuuuuuuuuunar
im tryna see somethinwhat do yall think about during a match oh also rt so i can get more perspectivesalso i cant stop you from replying with something dumb like
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