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Eric Garland
ericgarland
BREAKING: FARA agent who worked for Russian Mob oligarch may be doing dodgy stuff with intelligence community!https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1247577594410737666 "Bro. You're a temp. What are you doing trying to, um, fire everyone
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Amanda Jetté Knox
MavenOfMayhem
I don’t share a lot of the shitty things people say to me these days because, well, it’s not worth my time or your eyeballs.But as a cis woman who
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snowfairyg
i guess my problem is that i want everything despite putting minimal effort into it, i wanna be a good student without actually studying, i wanna be a good acc
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Heather
dswhisperer2
I love that Fauci stating the obvious is now a firing offense. Would it have been better to have taken drastic actions earlier than we did? OBVIOUSLY THE ANSWER IS
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ItalianLily
italian_lily
After scolding two knuckleheads, he made sure they grabbed a table as far away from Ochako and prying ears as possible. Katsuki mashed his bowl of rice and vegetables, mixing
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Bucky Sinister
bucky_sinister
In the cult I grew up in, we had a mind-control technique that's called "rainmaking." Collectively, we would say 10,000 prayers for something and when it happened, we took credit
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Mia Marion
wipmia
Y’all want these high drafts from last night How do y’all confidently pose for a photo with your middle finger up? I be thinking too hard about the angle of
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tomi
melancholyto
nsfw thread timebeginning of wangxian relationship — trans!wwx not having much experience in sex with other people, but he really wants to try getting his ass fucked. so, lwj
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Christopher Hicks
HumanFact0rz
Sub-species of traumatic cardiac arrest, as identifed by #POCUS: 1. Cardiac standstill, no effusion --> STOP 2. Pericardial effusion --> Immediate resuscitative thoracotomy 3. Heart empty, IVC flat, abdo/pelvic hemorrhage
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CH3SH1R3
Cheshire3301
#Psyops always go full circleand you are still in it! People who think they are awake but in reality are just in another plato´s cave, deeper in to the rabbithole
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Luka Dukich
itsluka
This is a true story. I was in San Francisco a couple years ago, and got to talking to our Uber driver. He was a friendly Romanian dude. He asked
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Caroline Ervin
TheCarolineErv
The sheer volume of emails we receive from white-women life coaches is astounding. There's usually some other element attached, like crystals or hypnotism or being blonde, but it's all white
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FKUJAK {⭐️⭐️⭐️} #IAmNotDone ❤️🇺🇸🙏🏻
FKUJAK1
While we are flatting the curve on coronavirus, here’s a few curves we are NOT flatting...Suicide- because of being in so much pain but can’t get an elective surgery or
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Erica Wilkinson
EverywhereErica
In 3rd grade my teacher gave out an assignment to imagine what the year 2000 would be, & I wrote a very sensible paragraph about faster computers and electric cars.
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Venom VIP.⚡⚡
VipVenomVenin
I dont know whether you SidHearts remember about trend #MeraAdarshSid or not....If you took part in this then why some of you are behaving like your Idol's parents.And don't you
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Chuck Wendig
ChuckWendig
TUESDAY. The pillar of flesh you call a body is really just an animatronic meat stack supporting a brain and a heart, the two crucial parts of you. Your brain
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