#Fail

calli

CalliRules

my neighbor’s window is open and i can hear him screaming at his mom on the phone “you sent me to an all boys fucking high school and those guys

Daryl G Kimball

DarylGKimball

As @John_Hudson @PaulSonne report we have profound concerns abt talk abt resuming nuclear testing. As I said in the story: “It would be an invitation for other nuclear-armed countries to

Dr Nwamma

Joanconfidence

Okay I see what you are doing and I will deal with them one by motherfucking one.(also note how he combined two different things, "spontaneous miscarriages and therapeutic abortions)https://twitter.com/DrChikadibia/status/1260652322935324673 The

junius⛄

neku333

THREAD: advanced guide on how to fly after covering yourself in oil.If you have tried to do it previously but failed, this thread is for you.The guide in the image

elle

irenicists

nct 127 on whether their hips lie or not. TAEIL: he never lies but his hips do...

Kevin O’Connor

gooeyblob

my airing of grievances with doom eternal, i will keep adding to this thread as i got a lotta problems with you people there's just too much going on, 2016

lapetitemort

lapetitemort20

Putting a call out for all Gym(fic) Scott gifs. I know you have ‘em @redrover_15 don’t fail me now.https://twitter.com/vmfan10/status/1247121954307551238 There's this very impressive battle rope workout:https://youtu.be/Pf4ARTVCOF0

CraiginWales #TeamQueen #TeamPolice #TeamToryGlory

ghost_wales

Dear all you people who say you’re not voting Conservative because of Boris & whatever.1. You probably aren’t Conservative anyway.2. You need to realise that until the 31st of December

✨Cooper, The Witch King 👑

WitchKingWS

AMERICA HATES LIBRASO -- I have a new theory about Libras. Basically, I think American Libras are unique set up to fail at achieving their objectives. Here's a few reasons

Nevarya

Spookyprxncess

Y’all also fail to understand who it was that created the space for men to be shamed about their height. Men did that. We’re conditioned to believe that tall men

Midnight Underdog 🐺

MidnightUDog

-THREAD-You know what I love about this side of Twitter?As I start to move onto my next major project, there is just something about the instant feedback loop.I'm not someone

Dr. Carson, Esq. (they/them)

OctaviaViento

My mentor for bar study told me that she was informed that we do not need wifi the entire time we take the bar exam, just for signing in. Well

Jackson

jacksondahl

As helpful as heuristics are, it's interesting to discover ways they fail us.I'm often reminded of how non-singular people are.We praise polymaths and imagine ourselves as such. Yet in a

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humjinnparast

Every time I mention women’s rights, I get told that God loves women so much, there is (1) entire surah dedicated to them! So let us look at Surah Nisa.

Cody Anakin Pe

AnakinCPe

to all parents, and future parents:just because you have experienced trauma does not make it right for you to give your children the same trauma. Get rid of the mindset

Philip Rocco

PhilipRocco

Six months ago, anyone reasonable knew that universities would end up in their untenable position. But rather than mobilize faculty / parents / students to demand federal stabilization, most institutions