#Drunk

[SATIRE] Cost of developing a vaccine: Zero. A vaccine contains an inactive or a weakened form of a virus, which is anyway available in plenty.Virus can be weakened by rotating
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Cry-laughing about this "have a party at home!" BuzzFeed article. These things are ads, but at least they label them as such (now)Some of these items sound like the perfect
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I was going into sophomore year (summer time) and 14 the first time i drank alcohol n smoked weed. My sister just turned 15 and hasn’t done either. Its weird
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My grandparents used to breed and train racehorses. We even had one place in the cup a long time ago. These horses were loved and treated beautifully. The race was
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what if, what if hindi anak ni Russia si Hope? what if Russia was pregnant when they split up, pero she lost the baby. tapos sa hospital, she met Aspen
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Did the Timorese know there was a windfall in the gas trapped under the Timor Sea, on the their side of the halfway line?Helium ~ a rare commodity discovered there
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tlh characters as death by a thousands cuts lyrics a thread Matthew Fairchild: "I get drunk, but it's not enough'Cause the morning comes and you're not my baby" :(ac: cassandra
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I went to Law School at the University of Minnesota, so this is the state where I learned how these things work. First degree murder means you intended to hurt
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I get a lot of mileage out of this anecdote, but there’s bugger all else going on, so let’s do it. The tube journey home after winning the league at
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Every time I see some of the equate quarantine at home with losing a freedom it makes me cringe.Your freedoms don't allow you to harm others.You've no god-given right to
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im done explaining to people what brendon did so I'm making a thread. this might take a bit tho lmao brendon urie took dallons song "girls/girls/boys" and made it into
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samwise gamgee just came over to frodo's house to get high, and possibly laid, and instead ends up havimg to go.on a thousand mile hike and fight everyone in the
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Let me watch The Color Purple. Mister’s house was dirty as FUCK! “You want something GAL?” Now this wench knew that was Celie’s child. She could see it in ha
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i might've told my story on my original account, but if y'all want what i believe to be an interesting anecdote about how alcoholism affects a person, please gather round
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Currently watching my county meeting on whether masks will be required. A woman is currently equating wearing a mask with a "FORCED MEDICAL PROCEDURE." I hope you never are able
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non-american oomfs in case u didn’t know, m*ke p*nce is the vice present of the u.s. and also one of the worst people to ever existhttps://twitter.com/darthswift13/status/1249452261962547201 i’ve been trying to
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