#Drunk

caoilfhionn

poontang666

My ex who has the look and energy of Rufus the naked mole rat used to repeatedly beg me and others to hold his hand whilst he took a shit.

Baker

bakerhtown

I’m a little bit wine drunk. Should I take a selfie in every bathroom in the house? I think there’s 11. Oh hi I wonder if my shirt will come

트리쉬 ♡ 백현 🍬

xiusbbh

aight i'll do this too but i'll tweet a baekhyun photo in each fact/confession one of the scariest moments in my life is when i had a guy friend

Allan Clayton

fatboyclayton

Because I was drunk and full of self-loathing last night, I decided to watch my @wigmore_hall concert from Wednesday. I've no idea why, but the stream threw up occasional (and

Ratashootie.indd

landheaux

Me, drunk? Never. Like i said, never. No alcohol was consumed before taking these pics. I promise. Me contemplating my life’s decision (obvs this isn’t alcohol) I did not participate

marissa

BREATHlNN

"no" means "no", but so does: "i'm uncomfortable" “this doesn’t feel right” “maybe we should wait” “i’m unsure” “this feels wrong” “i want to leave” “stop” “i don’t want to

Jess 🤙🏽

JessWoods9

Starting a thread of everything @pashancehousen says to me over the next 2 days. feel free to add to it if she speaks to you Wait Jess, you know I

Swordsfall - Melanin & Mechs

Swordsfall1

Can I say this?I'm tired of having to fight for my basic life so that I can serve others their products.People care more about products then lives and then have

That Juliet

SuperJules84

Ok so let’s do this as a threadhttps://twitter.com/lithub/status/1247582133301981185 House 1) Drunk on whisky, possibly on LSD/Opium cocktail too, shouty, crushed velvet House 2) Polite, intense, lots of Gin. Everybody has

Mutichilo Mike

MutichiloMike

A Case Study on a mortgage for a 10M house at KCB Bank whose interest is 13.5 P.a.The bank requires you to raise a 10% deposit which is 1,000,000 then

蛍🌱 Pom 🐤 @神羅

hotaru__0

What’s your craziest or most embarrassing drunk story?I’m not a good drinker and I was at a club in Shanghai and we got too many free shots. Ended up with

Lovisa ❯❯❯❯ ᵇᵘˢ¹

tpwkubitch_28

Larry Stylinson as The Great Gatsby quotesA sad thread “All the bright precious things fade so fast...And they don’t come back” “We were all just humans,Drunk on the idea that

Shelly Splainin’

sheLLbeLL_xo

Women for trump have female role models like racist Ann Coulter, drunk Judge Jeanine, batshit crazy Laura Ingraham, & lying Sarah Sanders. Women who admire intelligence & integrity have female

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AriaSalvatrice

i'm glad i have people to whom i can dump this shit candidly, but you know what? im gonna post this on main cuz im drunk af and dont care

moss

melissa_ann0

let’s never forget the time he tried to hook up with me WHILE he was dating rachael. i was drunk and upset so i said no and sent him home.

Khanh★

seongdaddyhwa

tw// rapei won’t say much but please consider educate or unf @/with_alyadefending a rapist is already disgusting but speak over the victim is even worse especially when it’s not your