#Drunk

Muhammed Adam

De_alpha_male

During my service year, I fell in love with a very innocent looking and beautifully created lady. We started dating and things were moving so well for the first few

Banzai 🦇💜

Juliet_Shark

i'm drunk and feeling nostalgic, so here's a short little creepy story from my youth. it's about my mother's godmother and her husband, who we'll call aunt and uncle B,

Arielle Pardes

pardesoteric

My friend Jennifer went on a cruise around South America on March 1. It was supposed to last two weeks. Instead, she got stuck on the ship, doing the cha-cha-slide

Elle M. (they/them)

ellle_em

Okay cis straight men who are sexually attracted to women I'm gonna be real with you right now:I'd say the majority of you have done something that's made a woman

city¹² 📚

fromexofandom

Thread of exo casually singing/hitting notes effortlessly NAUR Y'ALL CAN NEVER damnn Gosh they sound so fucking good UGHHH Oh gosh Yixing teaching a trainee. Damnnn

Tobi Samuel Snow

iam_foleymessi

let's talk about Yoruba Civil War mostly known as Ogun Kiriji (Kiriji War). 1877-1893 The Kiriji War, an epic battle fought by the Yorubas for 16 years, is believed to

Nick Wallis

nickwallis

… confidential statement that AH has made?KJ noDS why did you take exception to what AH said in her 5th witness statement KJ because she took a story about ME

killed her. husband. whacked him!

senorita_amor

Okay wasn’t gonna do it but I’m back by singular demand You still around here!? I don’t even know what to sayyy You only fw me when it’s

Angry Staff Officer

pptsapper

Look, it's April 17, and that means we drink for Rear Admiral David Dixon Porter, okI don't make the rules, I just enforce emNow, you might ask WHY we do

🔞 Ink Needs Water 🔞

SmuttyInk

While I'm on Mafia Boss Dazai mode, now I'm just picturing Dazai sitting in his office chair, pants only undone. Chuuya is straddling him, riding him slow, and deep. The

Claire Behind The Hair Blue Tick

urmumsausername

I've just rewritten "Bohemian Rhapsody" as a parody about Twitter because I've nothing better to do!I hope you like it &, as a fellow tweeter, can relate to it!"Twitter Rhapsody"Is

GeorgeJulian

GeorgeJulian

Spent day reading PFDs (Prevention of Future Death) reports and associated stuff. So disheartening to see same issues crop up repeatedly. Am gonna share one lowlight, whilst recognising these are

Miquel Hudin

hudin

Today on "Detained for Breaking Quarantine" we have a special Cheap French Edition as a fellow in Roussillon tried to cross the border on foot to buy cheaper cigarettes in

Stuart Schrader

stschrader1

I appreciated this @schwartzapfel article on the history of the term "law and order," drawing on the insights of several colleagues. No question: the term is racist & Trump uses

titi ◡̈

seonrysdarl

Kim Seon Ho and Song Joong Ki as each other, a thread:#KimSeonHo #SongJoongKi In white turtleneck In black turtleneck We love genius scholars Men in uniform who protect the nation

meena

solarlwj

i love how much lan zhan feels. I love him. He is just a great big ball of emotions and he doesn't let anyone but his brother and his wei