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Ashley ♔

MJ_fans_unite

I think I tell this story every year, but when I heard the news I was out at a restaurant drinking with my friends, I said outloud "wow that's two

M A R C I E 🇵🇷👸🏽| BLM

iamsupreme

Twitter do your thing He’s still going LMAAOOOO should I just keep entertaining him or just finally report/block? Let’s follow each other and support each other! Spread love!

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Windermereswift

Voting thread for #ARIAsTaylorSwift @taylorswift13 Vintage tee, brand new phone #ARIAsTaylorSwift @taylorswift13 High heels on cobblestones #ARIAsTaylorSwift @taylorswift13 And when you are young they assume you know nothing #ARIAsTaylorSwi

chloe / stowaway spoilers

asimpIefavor

how i think anna kendrick's characters identify: beca mitchell➤ bratty bottom lesbian with severe comp het stephanie smothers➤ pan!!!! she just loves EVERYONE (gay panics a lot) !!! milf

Emma Marris

Emma_Marris

Hello nature-lovers trapped inside, like spring-drunk snakes itching to leave the hibernaculum! Happy Earth Day! Here are some recent pieces/threads on how we CAN and WILL act collectively to make

King Smeezy

Iam_smeezy

Throwback Thursday A thread of Nigerian old school music that seems to have been forgotten 1) Danny young ft Lord of Ajasa - welcome (Most people don’t know Danny young

Pro Wrestling's Mama Dino 🦖

TerraCalaway

Freddy Got Fingered Live Tweets:A ThreadAlready annoyed he made me rent it. Haha. What the hell is a cheese sandwich factory?! Wait, so the main character isn't Freddy? ... just

abdullah imtiaz

theeimtiaz

How to make Chai?(A thread) https://twitter.com/theeimtiaz/status/1316129773798789121 Don't do this. Don't boil the empty pan. Had to run away from the kitchen Add water before putting the pan on chola

Jason Paladino

jason_paladino

THREAD: 1/ We obtained a secret list of criminal cops. Atty General Xavier Becerra threatened to prosecute if we didn’t destroy it. After months of reporting, here’s what we found.

CVE-COVID-19

InfoSystir

Ok, let's do this..... #DefconMemories timeFirst one was DC22, I got to hang out with @SteveD3 and @tehEx0dus after only knowing them from IRC (what could go wrong!?)I learned about

UncuthuMazangwa!..

Uncuthumazangwa

The day I got dribbled by a "GIRL" from the LADIES room...Its a long Äss Thread... Don't judge OK Thursday night I received a Text from my home boy that

shadetree

moxonsghost

okay, since i was called out by name by my good friend @theforcebond, who once spied on me at work through a window near the ceiling, i shall now take

Under Construction ..

remiaintshit

Top sexual fantasy that you want done? Public places you’ve had sex at?? Would you let your lady put a collar around your neck? Hmmm rough or sensual what’s

Oden Fujiyama

FujiyamaOden

Hahahaha oh ya Allah this film’s political theory is as blunt as the butt of my sofa. #DaulatMovie Ok I know let’s make a drinking game every time a character

Glenn Beck

glennbeck

1. Utahans: why would you ever read this paper? ⁦@SenMikeLee⁩ is right. How can you trust a thing ⁦@DeseretNews⁩ writes if they can get this simple principle so wrong? History

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speakyourselfvm

taehyung being whipped for jimin. a thread the smile.. its eat jimin time jimin happy= taehyung happy the smile pt2 taking photos of him sleeping tae drunk kissing the jimin