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Y Bromosome
Ybromosome
Nine ways to naturally increase your testosterone levels and regain your masculinity. THREAD// First, what is testosterone and why is it important?Testosterone is the primary sex hormone and anabolic steroid
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Beth.
tupacany
I BEEN TRIED TO TELL YALL NIGGAS GILLEPSIE MUCUS BUILT ASS WAS RACIST!!! USED TO GO TOE FOR TOE W THIS NIGGA IN CLASS AND YALL WOULD TELL ME TO
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Justin McElroy
j_mcelroy
In awe of the lack of explanation or backstory for this statue of a cow in Hastings Park bold of vancouver to make a statue for history’s first mansplainer Drinking
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nct2infinity
Weird things that happen to me: a thread April 24, 2020Today I had a piece of sweet mint gum. I decided to have a drink of water. We all know
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Brooks Doane
doane_brooks
my friend just took edibles on facetime and now we’re documenting the process i’ll keep my two followers updated now he’s talking about veganism now he’s talking about how he’s
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BigTimeCommie
I need to gain weight bad. I got the worst appetite issues man, always have. I guess that’s my biggest anxiety response not being hungry. And quitting drinking a year
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lexie ;; hiatus
pchyellow
𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬an OffGun filo AU wherein your soulmate will be the one who'll suffer from what you do to your own body. off didn't believe that's why he kept on drinking
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honz✨
hlaraeos
i have no friends cus when i did they was only around when i was in the mix, drinking, doing drugs daily. but when shit got real, when i REALLY
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Ramona 🌿
thenewbrunette
Here are some things I would like to do when this is over:Go to an alt 80s disco with other people over 40 (@Temptation_2000 I’m looking at you), visit nice
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RVA Bike Dad
RVAbikedad
I was bored today so I took a little tour of the exterior of the Shit House. First up, the south bay window, which will last only as long as
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Bryce 💫 #ncat
taviares
All my Cookies n Cream enthusiasts please rise Before this blows up, drop a follow!I post funny shit everyday Y’all better be drinking water
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Andrew James Sillett
andrewsillett
I'm not really sure how to say this, but for the first time - on my ninth viewing of Die Another Day in nine weeks - I did not really
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Brian Alberts
Brewed_Culture
For #MemorialDay2020 I'm sharing some of the ways the US Army described drunkenness during the Civil War. Which is your favorite?- beastly drunk- beastly intoxicated- boisterous drunk- continually drunk- crazy
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✿SPOOKY Miles/Lucy✿
XxXnihilism
Y'all gonna beat me up for this but after his first daughter d worded, Hopper seems not to be able to recover and I got a feeling he won't be
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Duchess of Healing
sindivanzyl
Twitter must introduce voice notes. I'm already exhausted by this thread. Wish I could voice note the rest of it I also learnt to diminish myself. It takes a
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Troll Cat
2p2TrollCat
Woke up with crippling anxiety after a restless period of nightmare-plagued “sleep.” I hate days like this. On the bright side, managed to wait until 10:00 to start drinking. Breakfast
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