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Jackie Caplan-Auerbach

geophysichick

Fun idea by @GeologyTime, but this tweet triggered a few of my Earth structure pet peeves. So I made my own version. The following thread explains...https://twitter.com/GeologyTime/status/1200427421226414085 The key issue that

Marty Punkhouser

NoChorus

when someone on masterchef gets asked how they're going to cook their meat at the start of the challenge and say they're just going to "kiss it on the pan"

Naman Sarawagi

NamanSr

When you try to hail a rickshaw at station in a new city, we tend to bargain and generally leave the first rickshaw if they don't bargain well.That first rickshaw

ann_ellipsis

ann_ellipsis

guess who still remembers midnight secretary?aitada au where tadashi never knew adam, and oh yeah, the shindos are all vampires basically tadashi is an extremely competent secretary who gets headhunted

(Stupid, Emo, Gay)

rainglimbow

thread of people being mean to me 5.07 am, 25 of may.: GRAY makes attempt on my life exhibit two. called a plague via phone call by ALEX, and i

Denise Oliver-Velez

Deoliver47

Twitter has this really useful feature called "Block". Strongly suggest that Democrats block all the Sander's supporters still pushing #BerniesLostCause Then they'll just be talking to each other & Trumpists

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caveofbeauty

Y’all. I am having the WORST day ever because of @MakeSpace. I am moving out of my current spa today and keeping my items in storage because I’m moving to

Reagan

ImReaganWalters

What I’ve done in quarantine a thread. Day 1 in quarantine: I got accused of telling a man to cheat. Day 2 in quarantine: I got my nails done after

Laura Lagomarsino, PhD

Lagomarsino_L

A deeply sexist anonymous question at a faculty convocation has me physically shaking.It claimed men are under-represented, excluded, and sexually harrassed in my College and called for its "favoring of

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esotericsatyr

// Hello all...I'm not usually one for expose tweets, but this time...this is an exception.I just got blown up by multiple calls on my Line from @psychhyn, panicking, telling me

Nati

tallleehooo

Okay starting now hindi nako mag rant about sa Pilipinas kay i know it has no value but to make someone say "yudipota" because they trashed the word "Unity". Okay?

Sanne ²⁸ ◟̽◞̽

28Sanne

Im currently having a breakdown over a song called Home.. and no.. not OneD’s Home.. but Home by Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros.. A song that H was tweeting

Out of Context Football Manager

nocontextfm1

The best middle names in the Barclays Premier League- a thread. After yesterday's Pulisic revelations I thought it was only right I found the best middle names in the Premier

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aIpacapacaparka

them white boys never apologised for the foul racist shit they let slide while he was in the band and when he justifiably left they bitched about it for years

Jessica Grose

JessGrose

1. By 2025, over 1 billion women will have experienced perimenopause, the few years before your period stops where you might have 34 different symptoms. Yet, every person I spoke

DES

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Travis Scott predicted social distancing when he said “Okay I got it copy... 2020 but I can't see nobody” and the song is called the ends. stay woke