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Ted Berg
OGTedBerg
What's something that makes you giggle out loud every time you even think about it? One for me is remembering that @Jeopardy once referred to a mullet hairstyle as "the
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val ♡’s lou & loki ⚯͛
WALLSOFFALLING
fine line album as decades - a thread Golden - the 1980s “i know that you’re scared because i’m so open” Watermelon sugar - 1990s“strawberries on a summer evenin’”
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History Of Rajputana
KshatriyaItihas
LIFE OF GUJJAR REVISIONISTSOdd Day: Call Bappa Rawal a GujjarEven Day: Call Maharana Pratap his descendant a RajputManoshi Sinha is a self acclaimed Historian & worst part: being supported by
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princetongirl818
ceciliasrose
I don’t know how to articulate this properly but men in bands need to realize the “rockstar” lifestyle of sleeping with a different woman every night means you do not
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#OurFavOnlineDoc 🩺🇳🇬🇬🇧💎
DrOlufunmilayo
Abubakar Sadiq is a 15 year old boy kidnapped and killed in Bauchi state despite his dad paid 4.5 million naira ransom.His dad is a medical doctor in Bauchi.Nigeria will
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Paul 🚀 🏴
DropservicePaul
Everyone loves setting big goals, right?We always see big dreams, aspirations and goals thrown around on TwitterBut did you know how to structure your goals to make them less about
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vedantini
hugefanofokra
I think the 2nd worst thing my ex did was call me a month after we broke up to say she’s taking her gf (her other ex who she talked
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Ameyyy Biskadort is staying home
deepdownpunk
had a hard conversation with my boss today before they sent me home to continue working from there. we don't get sick time at my job; we accrue 5.85 hrs
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bungan
LAZYPSYCHlC
weird shit my friends say online and offline (a thread) and they call ME the chaotic one? i have a feeling elysa will be a main feature on this thread
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Maggie Levin
MaggieLevin
psst. hey. hey there stranger.i know you probably mean well, but please stop sending unsolicited pitches to writers/directors/creators. no one will ever read them. like legally. we cannot. i know,
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#BuhariIsAFuckNigga
YungYinkv
I left Dior sunglasses at a government office. Y’all think I’ll be able to pick them up tomorrow? Update: they opened at 8am. I called at 8:00:02am. They put me
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callaween 🎃
phantomcrve
questions for non-canadians who is this? what are our political parties? (there are 5 that can be considered our main parties) which political party won our last election? what are
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🌻 Sunny 🔮( 0pen For readings)
SunnyMagic_view
There's a phenomenon physicists call "collapse of the wave". An enormous number of particles are out there dancing and they don't solidify until someone observes them. You observing them makes
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emma ruby
emmaeruby
Yesterday I spoke with an almost 60-year-old woman who has not received an unemployment check in over a month after she received holiday pay for the 4th of July from
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#1 skyler white apologist
star_fleets
every episode of Better Call Saul as an Onion/Clickhole headline, a thread: S1E01, "Uno" S1E02, "Mijo"
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Disco Gnome
MrCrystalMighty
Quick poll - who here has a vagina/vulva and sometimes refers to it as their pussy? https://twitter.com/nathaliehoule12/status/1249668953963663366 Personally I prefer to call mine my cunt
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