#Breakfast

JJ Lomax

zygomatic_lomax

Day in the life of a large black male June 26th: 1) I let my puppy off leash but yell for her when she spots a squirrel. Couple across from

Amy 🦀

cableknitjumper

oh to be a yellow lab napping on a windowsill overlooking a canal in Bruges Apparently he passed in 2016 I would like to read 10,000 words about Fidèle

J.D.

starklyjd

My hand hurts from writing so here’s how I decide what spices are suitably Vulcan:First, look at what inspired the world. So for Vulcan it’s obviously a lot of Jewish

Pistachio

HarleyShah

The cuisines I miss the most:Spanish tapasThai Japanese, especially sushi Turkish, including a mezze spread I will not order pasta at any restaurant for the next year Georgian khachapuri from

Collin All the Malarkey Woodard

CBWoodard

Imagine being the Ford employee who had the idea to put a keypad on a car to let owners unlock the door without a key. "That's neat, but when will

@realSarahPolley

realsarahpolley

1/ This is the worst movie I have ever seen. 2/ Unsurprising that this movie doesn’t work – the screenplay was a dog’s breakfast. 3/So much heavy handed foreshadowing. The

Ada beke

nyn_incredible

See ehn. 2018 Norman was my work bff. He had come out of retirement for the second time.https://twitter.com/therealmorgaaan/status/1246481244755578880 That year We had seen a project from FEED through to EPC.

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harryswrId

questions for the harries!!

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YourDadLikedIt

There’s a homeless man from my neighborhood. He asked me if I would wash his coat, because he had stored it outside, and it’s a mess. I’ve washed it

Alex Regan

regan_alex

Tim Key is one of my favourite comedians. I've seen him live loads of times and since this short was released I've probably watched it 50 times.https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p065wf8d/comedy-shorts-wonderdate In 2018 he

GlennyRodge

GlennyRodge

CELEBRITY UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE. Starter for 10: What does a palaeontologist study? *BUZZ* London, Cowell... Music: ‘Where have all the flowers gone?’ was originally going to be called what?*BUZZ* California, Kardashian...

Em

fayefteva

Right decided I'm going to start a Waterloo road rewatch thread because if you don't want to read the tweets then you can just avoid the thread rather than having

Mama Lerato

buuhleey

In bed while someone's father makes me mother's day breakfast Being a step mother is where its at

Hunar

Hunartweets

#StayHomeSaveLives I don’t think this thread falls under #PositiveTweetsKaroNa So how has lockdown affected my food-love? (Veg)BreakfastBefore Lockdown During Lockdown SaladBefore Lockdown.

Carrie

hippiechick7766

One year ago today I heard a tiny little meow coming from under my house. My instinct was telling me that something was wrong even though everyone was saying it’s

Mickey Blowtorch

MickeyBlowtorch

Story Time! I keep thinking of this particular story today for unknown reasons really. I was a brand spanking new Petty Officer 2nd Class in the United States Navy. We