#ABSOLUTELY

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TREDNEVERS

i am doing this for my love and absolutely no one else

Tom Foster Esq.

tompfoster

Wow. Just heard a Muslim lady on the news say that if there is a Muslim funeral it would be attended by 100 people because they believe that if they

Lottie Blix

lottieblix

Wait what lol #cowardofthecottage is trending because Trudeau won't leave his house.... because... he's in isolation... during a pandemic...I don't like Trudeau either but this is some intense reaching lol

Brandon

_BranAbe

During the lockdown, I have only recently gone back to work. Ever since we reopened, we have implemented a queuing system to limit how many people can go into the

PriestessChickShelly

Yorda_Yorha

Ok, now it seems like I can't reply to my Halloween movie marathon thread, it fact it's just gone. What the hell???The fuck did Twitter do to make this happen!?

Andrew Old

oldandrewuk

It *is* okay to say "you're not a teacher" to ex-teachers who are:a) telling teachers something isn't a problemb) telling teachers that more effort or compassion will solve a problemc)

Election Maps UK

ElectionMapsUK

Map of the 603 seats that swung from LAB to CON in #GE2019 vs the 29 seats that swung from CON to LAB: To be honest, I'm surprised there's as

Greg A

gregeh

Last night Toronto got 10+ cm snow. Guy in food delivery chat shares screenshot of a McDonalds on Uber hitting $14 delivery fee. I know there’s a lot of ethical

doraemon’s cunt

MeganChng

SIR, I ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU TO DRINK WATER AT 56'C FOR *FIFTEEN* MINUTES. PUT THE THERMOMETER IN THE GLASS AND SHOW ME THE TEMPERATURE THEN CHUG THAT MOTHERFUCKIN WATER DOWN.

Sam Lee

SamLee

Another way of putting it: Look at us all in a flap about what the game means. Tuchel and his team will be very happy, absolutely. Guardiola’s also in the

ren 🏳️‍🌈 svsss fanfic connoisseur

suspicious_birb

I think luo binghe deserves to have sharp (retractable) claws, pointy ears and sexy horns as a treat.Now you may think LBH wouldn't care about them other than maybe thinking

saumya

cullgood

I think my favorite thing about second hand books is all the little scribbles and notes that are left behind by the previous reader I used to be staunchly anti-marking,

richardsoames

richardsoames

*NEW VIDEO*Literal Translations of Famous People's Names!...I arguably have too much time on my hands. In case you missed last week's, it was ANIMALS. And I got very excited. And

the apocalypse, but fashion 🦝

ElleArmageddon

Hi non-US friends!This is a friendly reminder that when you make fun of US people for being too ignorant to be aware of the fact that we can’t leave our

Jules 🥕

gaytequilaaa

i think people on stan twitter need to realise that some forms of activism are helpful and some aren’t. it makes absolutely zero sense to believe that you can last

TheNamesJason

JasonAllport

I'm making this tweet to address something that has bugging my mind for quite some time. It's been nearly 4 months since this happened, but I never forgot, and I