"Boolean" but pronounced like "Jolene" and you sing the song every time you assign one.
Fun fact: if you do this in reverse it's just a song about a lady called Julianne.
I have a choice to make, it's true
And that is when I reach for you
If true then I will do the thing
Boolean
Efficiency beyond compare
You never will be O(n^2)
You get it done, that's why I love
Boolean
Boolean, Boolean, Boolean
Booleeeeeean
I'm begging of you
Please don't take that branch
Boolean, Boolean, Boolean
Booleeeeeean
Please don't take it
Just because you can
Stay tuned tomorrow for my next single, And I Will Always Love Foo()
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