festive season groove etiquette 101:
Please buy powebanks
Don’t forget your mask
Always carry cash in case you need to dip in uncomfortable situations
Keep your hands to yourself, don’t steal.
When you see someone you know & they’re sitting with other people, the correct thing to do is greet everyone at the table.
If you see my bf with a girl that isn’t me, please mind your business & keep it moving. It’s not “files”
Don’t go to another province if you don’t have money to come back, regardless or who’s paying. We all know niggas ain’t shit.
Actually, if you don’t have money just stay home.
If unomzali oStrict, asihambi nawe.
Stay away fron Djs, they all have wives and kids. He doesn’t love you sanalwami
Please don’t drink & drive
Don’t get into drunk people’s cars
Family members stop showing our parents our groove snaps 



Bring your own jackets please. Stop asking for jackets from people’s boyfriends, eve sishayana ke.
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